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Joke of the Day

"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."

"I'm joining a cold war reenactment group. We get together on weekends and hide under desks."

"Cat Extended Joke Must read This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!"

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

"I've always wanted to be in a circle jerk, but nobody else was interested... So I started cloning myself, and now I've come full circle!"

"Who is Chu? And why do no rappers fuck with him?"

"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"

"What do you call a group of babies? an Infantry"

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"