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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sometimes homosexual arctic bear with heavy mood swings? A Bi bipolar polar bear!"

"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""

"*tries to play a skeletons ribs like a xylophone* SKELETON: you cant...it's not- this is a mischaracterization perpetuated by the media"

"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"

"As told to me by an indian bus driver overseas... Why don't rabbits make noise when they fuck? Because they have cotton balls. Apologies if it's a repost."

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose."

"What's the last thing a stripper does with her asshole before starting her shift? Drops him off at band practice."

"They should make a breathalyzer that can tell if you've consumed energy drinks so it's easier for the cops to catch rapists."

"25 more pounds to lose and I'll be ready to be seen at my gym."

"My sex party was a big disappointment... Nobody came."