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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection."
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"Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone."
"I sleep with my glasses on so I can dream up smart shit."
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"Political views are like children. Some people don't have one or want one. Others keep trying to show theirs off."
"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."
"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."
"What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of ""Back to the Future""? They Hire 'Em A Biff!"