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Joke of the Day
"Brings donuts to work because if I can't be skinny neither can you."
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"I like playing games on Xbox Live with Mexicans because of the possibility of seeing ""You were killed by Jesus"" on the screen."
"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"
"What's the worst part about working with a gamer? They're always trying to 1-Up you."
"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"
"Buried Knife Found at O.J.'s Estate Proof that black knives matter?"
"yeah well i hope you go to put your hair in a ponytail but the hair tie is too loose to hold it & not big enough to tie it another time"
"How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this. Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots."
"If you love someone, set them free. If you hate someone, set them on fire."
"1. have a child 2. never mention it on facebook 3. dress it in old-timey clothes and have it stand in the background of all your photos"