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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty vans..."

"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"A man exclaims to his wife, ""I can see 6 years into the future..."" ""Thanks to my 2020 vision!"" His wife replies, ""How long have you been waiting to use that joke?"" He happily says, ""Since 2009!"""

"After 9 months and 347 pics of you being pregnant you REALLY only need to post one pic of the baby as proof. We believe you."

"bill nye is short for william new years eve"

"Every time I delete a selfie, I imagine the sound of a Gremlin being burned alive by the sunlight."

"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"