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Joke of the Day
"Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh."
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"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."
"My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min"
"An Irish man walks out of a bar"
"[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Um, the Stork. [stork knocks on bedroom window] He's lying."
"What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs? An army."
"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives!"
"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."
"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."