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Joke of the Day

"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""Turn left."""

"i asked my wife to send me a naughty picture on snapchat... so she sent one of our kids playing in my electronics drawer"

"God said to peter come fourth... But Peter came fifth and won a toaster"

"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."

"Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses and his father standing beside him said ""Now remember son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."""

"Some people don't like telling the truth, others don't like hearing it."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three Ho's."

"Trump Drops out of the race, and makes America great again."

"Does this extra layer of cream cheese icing make my bundt look big?"

"#BPMovies 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea."