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Joke of the Day

"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."

"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."

"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."

"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."

"Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)"

"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."

"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."

"Just bought a Ken doll. I don't know what everyone's talking about, you can't read books on this thing."

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."