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Joke of the Day
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin"
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"No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense."
"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""
"How can you tell if a girl is too young for you? You need to make the airplane sound to put your cock in her mouth. (From one of my favorite stand-ups, Jimmy Carr!)"
"Dave drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted. (Gary Delaney)"
"What do you call butt sex in public? PDAnal"
"Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game? He was talking smack."
"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."
"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"
"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."