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Joke of the Day

"Whats black and white and eats like a horse? A Zebra"

"Sorry if you don't like my Honesty. But to be fair I don't like your f*cking Lies"

"Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching."

"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."

"Did you hear about that deaf guy that tried climbing Mount Everest? Neither did he. Worst part was, no one ever heard from him again."

"Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No I'm waiting for the film to come round."

"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."

"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."

"A guy asked me if I wanted some free fish... I asked, ""What's the catch?"""

"Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people."