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Joke of the Day

"Think smoking's ""COOL""? What if I do it in a leather jacket? ""COOL"" now? On a Harley? Still ""COOL""? While I kiss this model? Is that ""COOL""?"

"My wife's cooking is incredible! With a silent 'cr'"

"What did one condom say to another? Let's go to the gay bar and get shit faced."

"How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb? Giraffe."

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"Imagine your relief if you had a dream your daughter was dating a DJ then woke up & remembered she was dating a ferris wheel operator."

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"A Roman walks into a bar.... A roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers. ""5 pints please."""

"""Paper or plastic?"" Sorry i have a boyfriend ""Thats cool, but how should i bag your grocer-"" I think we should just be friends"

"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."