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Joke of the Day

"I cant stop eating ice cream... It's a rocky road to addiction."

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"My ex-wife still misses me... ...but her aim is getting better!"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? How many Nunyas do you know?"

"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."

"My favorite joke [ha ha ha](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Womens_rights)"

"I like this time of year because I can dig graves in my front yard and people think it's just a cute Halloween display"

"Former eye doctor Rand Paul decided to run for president in 2016 Of all people, you would have thought he'd have 2020 vision"

"We've got an aviary at home, Sadly one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to 80's music. Our Kestrel Manoeuvres In The Dark"

"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""