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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes but it's a load of rubbish."

"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."

"The right response to ""I'm a bit tied up at the moment"" isn't ""what are you wearing?"" Apparently."

"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack"

"If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission."

"[paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: ""it's so beautiful"" me: ""can you believe they named this after a website?"""

"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."

"I've started writing crossword puzzles for a national newspaper. The money is not great but It's allowed me to buy a little two up two down house."

"TIL Humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey."