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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"
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"I like my women like I like my steak Dead"
"Of course your milkshake brings the boys to the yard. What boy doesn't love milkshakes? If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed."
"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""
"Did Abraham's brother have any kids? Yes. A Lot."
"I dropped two bucks yesterday... Third one got away."
"Teacher: In 1940 what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !"
"A beaver was praying to God, and said... Oh goddammit"
"I really didn't want to go the dermatologist... ...but my dad told me to face my fears! *thought of this while washing my face*"
"Jesus would be a great porn star. His second cumming is biblical in proportion."