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Joke of the Day

"Zombies..stay away from junk people or you'll gain a shit-ton of weight."

"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"

"What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!"

"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"

"[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes"

"Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him? Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it"

"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"

"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"

"Everything Must Go? You should have had that attitude before going out of business."

"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"