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Joke of the Day

"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"I'm Google AMA"

"Why can't you make a movie with with Jewish people smoking weed? You can't show a group of Jews getting baked"

"You are dark and handsome; When it's dark,you are handsome."

"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."

"How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !"

"I shot two camera lenses out of two cannons into each other at high speed... ...I wanted to make a kaleidoscope"

"The one thing that I excel at... is spreadsheets."

"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"