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Joke of the Day

"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."

"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"

"My friends say im in denial I dont know what theyre talking about. Edit: second version: Ive never even been to Egypt!"

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"

"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because at 69 you have to turn around."

"If you're having second thoughts... You're two ahead of most people."

"A black guy applied for a job at the LAPD He got shot down"

"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."

"Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen"

"LOL""Twitter is better with friends. We found some people you might know"". Block Block Block Block"