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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump's favourite music album? The Wall"

"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it ... wait for it ...) Yeah - the Boston Bruouts ..."

"How do you start a hedgehog race? Say ""GAH""."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons. It's called Bloodbath & Beyond"

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"I found out about you from my last nightmare."

"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"