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Joke of the Day
"My Uncle has a coal fetish. Its why he likes to bang miners."
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"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"Why do traffic lights never go swimming? Because they spend too much time changing."
"I wanted to make sure my kids were safe when they are playing outside.... So I put an ISIS flag in my window. Now my neighbors watch them 24/7."
"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."
"No one seems to like my gallows humor. They get so hung up about it."
"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"
"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."
"Mom, am I ugly? ""I told you not to call me mom in front of people"""