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Joke of the Day

"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."

"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"

"FROSTY DIVORCE Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake."

"Nobody understands how hard it is for a smooth lover like me... It's tough to find a new lover whenever my girlfriend gets her first pubes."

"I just won an innuendo competition! I had to beat off some stiff competition though"

"How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate? He claimed 47% of America as dependents."

"I started this new whiskey diet. I've lost 4 days already!"

"My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite."

"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."

"According to Facebook, 78% of girls I went to high school with now own their own photography business."