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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Berlin Wall torn down? It didn't match with the Iron Curtains."
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"Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ? Amelia a package last week - did you get it ? !"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
"Two Mexicans What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck? Jose and Hose B"
"Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better."
"Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t... ...the first fly farts. The other gives him a disgusted look and says, ""Come on man! I'm Eatin' Here!"" Boom."
"I took a ""Paint with Wine"" class. The instructor was really impressed with how well I handled my wine."
"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."
"what happened when the frog double parked? Its car got toad away."