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Joke of the Day
"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"
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"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."
"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."
"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."
"Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a ""tight end"""
"Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point"
"Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger's baby? Mrs Bigger's baby because he's a little Bigger."
"What do Mexicans write in school? Essays."
"My teacher's nickname in school is Flush. He always has the same suit."