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Joke of the Day

"Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in"

"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."

"""Mom look! It's a toy blue-tooth!""(cereal prize in Doucheberries Crunch)"

"Which character of Pokemon is a jew? Ash"

"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"

"What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction? A chew-chew train."

"I used to crush cans for a living, didn't like it though... It was soda pressing."

"Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank? Police say they're looking for a small medium at large."

"Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"What does Betty White's vagina taste like? Depends."