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Joke of the Day

"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"

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"Nobody showed up for my Time Traveler-themed New Year's party I guess I shouldn't bother with sending the invitations next week after all."
"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."
"Expect nothing and you'll be impressed every day."
"Where'd the rabbi stay on business? The L'Hyatt"
"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"Tom Brady will be suspended from his balls"
"What did the gingerbread man say during sex? I'm gonna crumb!"
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."