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Joke of the Day
"I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine"
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster, then he rolled over and fell asleep."
"What does a polite Southerner call a golden shower? Cuntrytime Lemonade"
"What is the opposite of an iPad Mini? A Maxi Pad"
"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."
"So it turns out that my girlfriend has been starring in amateur voyeurism porn videos. Boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out!"
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"
"My mom says I look just like my father. It's weird that she thinks that, because everyone else says I look like Steve the mailman."