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Joke of the Day

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just need to stab it enough times."

"How do you call your gay friend With a homophone"

"What's the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest? The bomb vest actually does something when triggered."

"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."

"I'm positive I lost an electron... ...better keep an ion that."

"Why are Japanese people all skinny? Because of their national diet."

"How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+"

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"I often wish I could go back to a simpler time when I wasn't so nostalgic."