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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid? Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times."

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""

"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""

"I got nothing better to do, dude in a Prius, I will absolutely follow you all the way home just to let you know you're a terrible driver"

"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."

"Some people are really tired after abortions... It's like they got life sucked out of them."

"friend of mine collapsed while he was putting the washing out the other day and had to be rushed to hospital. He almost pegged it."

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow"

"Last night for Halloween, I saw exactly 12 people dressed like Eleven. I know this because after the 9th 11, I swore I'd never forget."

"Sex is like bowling It can be great by yourself, but it's always better with multiple people."