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Joke of the Day

"Wilderness survival tip #32: To deter bears from attacking your tent, simply sprinkle your neighbor's campsite with bacon powder."

"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"

"Do you know why the government is important? It isn't, now have a landmine. -Ron Swanson"

"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""

"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"

"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Smallpox and genocide."

"Just landed at LaGuardia lol JFK"

"If Bill Clinton gets divorced... Does that mean he's over the Hil?"

"Two fish were in a tank. One said ""You man the guns and i'll drive!"""