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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the man who cooled to absolute zero? he is OK now."
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"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy."
"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"Astronaut Scott Kelly recently came back from the International Space Station and did an interview. Wow, he's such an amazing person, he's really down to earth."
"Women are super awesome at remembering insults but we have the memory of a goldfish with compliments and need them repeated continually."
"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"
"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."
"What do you call a psychic who is neither elated or depressed A happy medium"