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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Werewolf Barbie ...normal doll except under a full moon"
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"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."
"What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him."
"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"
"What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy"
"What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold? Iron Pirate"
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
"*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*"