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Joke of the Day

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"It's rude to upstage the bride on her wedding day but that's exactly what's going to happen when I burst into flames as I enter the church."

"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."

"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."

"Get out of any speeding ticket by assuring the officer that you're already miserable and adequately beaten down by life."

"My sister told me she is going to become fucking rich... I didn't know she wanted to be a porn actress"

"Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!"

"i had a dream a policeman came into my apartment and gave me a field sobriety test and i failed and went to jail"