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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
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"I love giving kisses to little children on Halloween.. I don't know but they love that candy"
"What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW? A redneck's trigger actually does something"
"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."
"What did the Jew say to Kim Kardashian's booty? ""Isreal?"""
"In Canada, a drive by shooting is just a guy using finger guns while winking at a chick he has no chance with."
"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed space."
"Help! My husband's too controlling! Edit: No he's not, he's a really nice guy"
"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"