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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue I'm schizophrenic, and so am I"
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"I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline They said just do it."
"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
"What is the only thing that will be ""Feeling the Bern""? Working people's wallets."
"Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine."
"What is white and disturbes your dinner? An avalanche."
"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"
"Have you guys heard about the scarecrow... Have you guys heard about the scarecrow that got a nobel prize for being outstanding in his field?"
"Cop: Know why I stopped you? Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out."