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Joke of the Day
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."
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"What wine pairs best with this bomb-ass Nokia ringtone"
"Woman of my dreams My wife asked this morning, ""How come you don't wake up with an erection?"" I replied, ""Because you're the woman of my dreams."""
"Adrian Peterson got a new job... he was picked up by the Minnesota twins... He's gonna be their new ""switch hitter"""
"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"
"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."
"What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything? 9/12"
"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"
"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"
"Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him? Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY."