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Joke of the Day

"A Man Has a Heart Attack on a Plane... Stewardess: Is **anybody** here a doctor?! Man: (Raising Hand) I'm a vegan."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't find the same reposted joke when I search reddit for garbanzo bean recipes."

"Him: I think you're my soul mate. Me: I'm so SO sorry for you."

"Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints! I'll show myself out y'all"

"There's a question in the exam that said, ""What is the past tense of 'think'?"" So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'."

"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"

"In Russia, if you're blue, and you don't where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits: Putin on the Ritz"

"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"

"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy."" Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself."

"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."