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Joke of the Day
"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"
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"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
"Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't, because if she did Bill wouldn't have Monica."
"If you put your ear up to a vagina... you can smell the ocean."
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"
"People say you never see ninjas but I see their girlfriends hanging around mosques all the damn time."
"What's long and hard on a black guy? The first grade"
"What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke? Nothing, because he is the one who knocks."
"A sad time in a dad's life is when your son finally dunks on you so you have to cut his hamstring while he sleeps so he can't do it again"
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"