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Joke of the Day
"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"
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"Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank"
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet? Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt."
"I accused the construction man for damaging my sidewalk. ""You are going to need concrete evidence if you want to prove me guilty"""
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"I am known all over the world for my tendency to exaggerate."
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
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"What do you call a black astronaut? Invisible"