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Joke of the Day

"Every time I hear someone say ""The Lord works in mysterious ways,"" I picture him performing miracles while doing the robot."

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"Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? He was a foyer."
"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."
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"Don't hate every single one of your friends yet? Get Facebook."
"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."
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