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Joke of the Day

"I met a farmer who genetically altered a chicken to have six legs so his kids didn't fight over the drumsticks. I asked him how it tasted. He said he didn't know. He couldn't catch it."

"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"

"We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time."

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."

"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"

"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"

"I held a meeting for people who can't ejaculate But nobody came."

"How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !"