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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? BABOOM!!"

"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."

"That awkward moment when your friends are singing ""happy birthday to you"" and you don't know where to look."

"When I was a little girl dreaming about what life in my thirties might be like, I envisioned way more powerful enemies."

"What was 2016? The best joke I've ever heard!"

"Why couldn't cinderella play soccer? She always ran away from the ball"

"I was getting a massage and I asked the masseuse if it was normal for a man to get an erection He replied that it was. So I asked if he could get it out of my face."

"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."

"Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !"

"Triscuits are a good snack if you've already eaten all the other snacks in your house and the boxes they came in and your own hands"