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Joke of the Day

"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"

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"Survey Says A survey found that 20% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house, and 80% kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife."
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta"
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"
"How to take selfies: Step 1: Take 40 pictures. Step 2: Post the least bad one."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a grape? Elephant grape sine theta"
"Fact about apple car It has Windows"
"A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep I might not be doing this right"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"