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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."
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"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"
"I sometimes wonder why I'm 33 and single. Then I see you with your screaming kids in the grocery store and quickly remember."
"My week is just five days of wishing I had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing I had something to do."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side"
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"What's the difference between love and lust? ""About two-hundred dollars."" - Johnny Carson"
"chewing tobacco must've been a hard sell: Do you like nicotine but hate smoke but love to spit smelly wet chunks of leaves? Well guess what"