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Joke of the Day
"Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a pub... Barman says ""Is this some kind of joke?"""
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"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."
"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"
"Why is the Ocean blue? Because the fish go blublublu."
"""I love you. I'd do anything for you."" -let me see your phone real quick ""You're smothering me. I need some space"""
"How does Hitler give directions? He says ""take the Third Reich""."
"If she takes off her heels to chase you, then you better call the police while you still can."
"Q: How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Juan"
"My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me..."
"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"