39108
Joke of the Day
"Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!"
Next Joke
"A jewish Santa enters an house and asks... ""OK kids, what do you want to buy ?"""
"Columbus: SO THIS IS INDIA Natives: actually it's no- C: HI INDIANS N: no see, we are nowhere near- C: INDIA IS FUN LETS EAT YOUR FOOD"
"I wanted to send over an invoice to the Westboro Baptist Church using an old-fashioned method of communication, but they told me... God hates fax."
"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."
"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."
"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"
"What do Canadians put on their steaks? Eh-1 (Sorry)"