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Joke of the Day
"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff"
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"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."
"So Steven Hawking walks into a bar..."
"(Music Theory) Why do composers win debates? Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint."
"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it. (credit to Tasteless)"
"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"In Iran, people are afraid of spiders... But in Iraq, no phobia"
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky"
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol."