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Joke of the Day
"Sex so good you see dead people."
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"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"
"So this lady says: ""Would both of you guys do me at the same time?... ...come on, I double dog dare you."""
"Can't wait for ""Watch Where You're Going, Dummies"" Ricky Gervais' new show where he laughs at blind people crossing a busy street."
"Whatever happened to that little girl from The Ring, did she grow up to be Kristen Stewart?"
"Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls? Likud."
"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for? Old age."
"A local grocery bagger has been bagging cola on top of bread. Many were concerned that their bread would be flattened. His response to their concerns was ""It's fine. They're soft drinks"""
"Feminism That's all, feminism..."
"The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted... Only two-door cars were allowed."