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Joke of the Day
"Sex so good you see dead people."
Next Joke
"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"
"""and this blood shall be called A+"" all the other blood types: ""k wow we're like right here"""
"She threw me out after discovering I had no cooked bread... She is lack-toast intolerant."
"Q: What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? A: It's not my fault."
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"
"What are the inhabitants of Crete called? Cretins!"
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team? One is a group of cunning runts."
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"