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Joke of the Day
"What can you make and break at the same time? A racket."
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"Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras? If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies."
"You know when your girlfriend is horny when you put your hand down her pants and... it feels like you are feeding a horse."
"Thought of this one at breakfast today Q: What's the worst kind of jam? A: A traffic jam!"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""
"Dogs lick each other's butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians"
"I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I'm feeling pretty awesome!!"
"went to a temporary tatoo parlor it wouldn't wash off so I went back to complain but the shop was gone."
"What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!"
"Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years"