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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells."
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"I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."
"Thank God It's Monday"" ~ My Liver"
"Alligators gonna alligate"
"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"
"A skinny guy with a 6-pack is like a fat chick with t*ts. It doesn't count"
"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"I can't prove God isn't real, but at the same time, I can't prove that my dog doesn't run a violent Asian street gang while I'm asleep."
"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."