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Joke of the Day

"""Sugar"" is the only word in the English language where ""su-"" makes a ""sh"" sound. At least, I'm pretty sure..."

"what was Michael Jackson favorite kind of movie child pornography"

"Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise .... Was Rock Of Ages really that bad?"

"If you really want to stick it to somebody... Use tape."

"What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East? A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself."

"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."

"smart husband Wife: honey, can i hold henry? (their new baby) Husband: wait until he cries. Wife: why?? Husband: because i cant find him!!!!!!"

"My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it."

"Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch? Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!"

"Let's party like it's 1999. (Drink Bud Lights at my warehouse job with the guy on work release who had to go back to jail every night)."