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Joke of the Day

"Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay."

"What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller."

"I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred... The top answer was: ""How in the hell did you get in here?"""

"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."

"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."

"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"

"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"Starting to think my wife might have a tumor. She's had a headache for the past 15 years."

"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"

"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."