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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear."
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"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish"
"When droid BB-8, was asked whether it should be referred to as ""he"" or ""she""... BB-8 replied, ""I roll both ways."" http://i.imgur.com/umSzUjp.gifv"
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of absinthe."
"Things I learnt from Avatar: - Kill Smurfs while they're still young."
"What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today They must have been laced or something cause I've been trippin all day."
"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!"