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Joke of the Day

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: ""And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied ""No peer pressure."""

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"

"Rick Ross on Valentines Day ""Shout out to all the pairs"""

"Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: ""Wow. I helped them make quota."""

"Narcos + Sushi thought for the day: How have I never come across a roll called the ""Pablo Escolar""? That is all. You may laugh now."

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."

"The world's largest egg is laid by the Ostrich... And the world's largest woman is laid by your dad."

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Rubberto"

"""Playing hard to get huh?"" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook."